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It's not as though they ever did know, right?
"It's a big country," she adds. "We can't kill them all."
Oh God, what does she mean?
"Hmm," I say, stiff upper lip, squinting with what I hope is conspiratorial charm. "Does that painting look like a lobster to you?"
She shifts her head in a way that suggests she's a little startled. Has a new thought materialized?
"Now that you mention it," she says, "it sure does."
So sorry, Emanuel Gottleib Whoever you were, the child-of-immigrants schoolteacher Julia Frances Lynch Hammesfahr Loyall no longer sees your tribute to the Father of Our Nation as very useful or even comprehensible. She sees a lobster, and mess.
"We won't go in that corner," she says.